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Jan 12, are we really getting one of those campy 80s/90s trapped in cyberspace films made with SFM. i am so fucking hyped. permalink; embed; save. Browse the best of our 'Machinima' video gallery and vote for your favorite!. This page is for the official Valve-made Team Fortress 2 machinima. Meet the Pyro was probably even worse than any of the forementioned in this regard, as the Spy teaches him to tango, using a mannequin as a stand-in dance partner.
In an interview on Gametrailers. Hm mmmmmph, hmmmmph mm mmmmmph mmmmmph! This was later translated as Morse code into "Monday", which was the day Pyromania started. Dreams of Cruelty begins playing. The RED Heavy is seen almost completely in silhouette. The Scout pulls desperately on the handle. Cut again to the interview room.
This time it is the RED Scout in silhouette. I ain't, I ain't talking about that freak.
He sits upright in his chair, in near panic. Fade back to the interview room, this time with the RED Spy. What dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty? There is the sound of the Pyro's breathing and a single white spot which zooms forward and splits into a binocular view. When these focus, it shows a psychedelic dreamscape. The Pyro's flame thrower appears in its hands as an unusually-shaped brass instrumentspraying a rainbow-coloured mist over ground, causing colourful flowers to spring from the lawn in front of him.
Within this dreamscape, BLU characters appear as chubby little cherubs and sound like babies. The two converge seemingly happily. While the Pyro in the dreamscape shoves the lollipop in the Heavy's mouth, the scene cuts to the battle as he hits the Heavy with the Fire Axe.
The Pyro blows bubbles in his face in its vision, but shoots the Scout point blank with the Scorch Shot in the battle, knocking him back. The BLU cherubs salute and celebrate the Pyro. Cut back to reality. He crawls over to the ankle of a nearby person. It's not technically in the final version of Meet the Medic, but rather in an older version that was abandoned.
Atop a Mountain of Corpses: Early in the video, the Medic scolds Archimedes for playing in the intestines of the Heavy. At the end of the video: Oh man, you would not believe The RED Scout is especially abused this time around. Subverted, it looks like the Scout smashes into the camera itself before it's revealed that he just crashed into the RED base's window. Set up with the Heavy, but the punchline is the Scout.
This series is already all about this trope, but this video plays suffering for comedy moreso than previous ones. The magazine the Pyro is reading in the last scene is the Jarate Comic from the Sniper vs.
"Escape from Team Fortress 2?" Hmmm : tf2
Along with Sound-Effect Bleep. Justified in that he most likely hasn't given himself a heart implant yet. On the other side of the battlefield, none of the Soldiers are firing at said vulnerable Medic. Cutscene Power to the Max: Mostly averted, but the Medic is keeping a severed head alive indefinitely, and a RED Demoman is on the battlefield in a wheelchair.
The Medigun also seems to have a low setting, as he's keeping the Heavy alive, conscious, and mostly out of pain without his heart and with his chest cut open, but without healing him. The Soldiers' rockets also curve in mid-air to hit the Scout during the opening sequence.
Meet the Pyro
This actually makes sense when one notes that the Medic is using the Quick-Fix instead of the vanilla Medigun. It doesn't make the patient invulnerable, but the description of the Quick-Fix notes that this is because the invulnerability function of the Quick-Fix shorted out after that first test, forcing the Medic to focus on one benefit or the other.
The first part of the soundtrack, which plays when the RED Scout is fleeing from a barrage of rockets, is a slowed down version of "Faster than a Speeding Bullet".
Apparentlythe disembodied Spy head is a remnant from an earlier version of the short. While the Medic's anecdote about losing his medical license see below is a little bit disturbing, it's still kind of jarring to hear him and Heavy laughing and chatting casually while a battle rages outside and the Medic is currently performing surgery on the Heavy while the latter is awake.
The Medic has a fair flock of doves, apparently as pets. When he leaves his operating room and takes the field with the Heavy, a bunch of them fly out of the garage to mark his entrance. They also fly by when he and the Heavy are standing atop a pile of Soldiers. Hoo boy, the Medic. He's enjoying himself when he really shouldn't be. Right before the title card the BLU rockets appear to send the Scout smashing into the camera only for it to turn out to just be a window.
It's hard to tell what map this takes place in, but according to Valve, it's a modified version of Badwater Basin. It takes a bit of time to see that the entire contents of the refrigerator are a Sandvich, three hearts "Mega Baboon", "Loch Ness Hamster", and one label too small to readthree bottles of Red Shed beer, the BLU Spy's head, a battery for the head, and an ashtray. From the placement of the Spy's head, it's implied that Meet the Sandvich was done in the same fridge from his point of view, but the Sandvich is on the wrong shelf.
Miss Pauling is watching the med-bay through an observation window. She has a clipboard in one hand. The Pyro is reading a magazine with "The Insult That Made a 'Jarate Master' Out of Sniper" on the back cover while playing with a lighter, the Sniper is sleeping, the Demoman is drinking, the Spy is looking at his ticket, the Engineer is playing the song that accompanied the Medic during the surgery scene on his guitar, and the Soldier is standing at attention, eschewing the chairs.
During the start of the last battle scene, you can also see the Pyro near the cliff, running away from the mass of Soldiers in the funny 'humiliation' run cycle.
Check out the background at the start of the surgery scene. The x-rays in the light box show the Heavy has had a bomb lodged inside him. The extracted bomb is in the bucket underneath the x-rays. The Medic's Overdose can be seen by the bucket.